The Single Woman Files: Put My Finger Where?

The hot sun is beaming, the flowers have bloomed, and it’s the last day of the semester. Britney, a junior in college, was so happy that finals were over. She had been looking forward to some summer fun in her hometown. She couldn’t wait to connect with all her family and friends.

Britney packed up her car and hit the highway home. The drive wasn’t that far but it seemed like forever due to the excitement. After about two hours she arrived to her family home. As she pulled up all Britney could see was the proud look on her mother’s face. Her mom bust through the door to embrace her “How was the trip? I’ve made all your favorites!”

She smiled and continued to hug on her mother. As she was catching up with her mom she gets a call from her cousin Sue. “Hey Brit you trying to chill tonight?” Britney replied “Hell Yeah!” Britney’s mom in the background “language!” Britney says “sorry mom.” then belts out a loud laugh.

Britney finished her meal, took a shower, and got dressed. Sue honks the horn outside signalling Britney to her arrival. Britney runs outside and to see Sue hopping out the car to give her the biggest hug. “What’s up Chick! Welcome Home B!” Britney replied “Thank you! It’s so good to see you!” Sue replied “C’mon girl let’s roll.”

They pulled off and the music played. You could always count on Sue to use music to bring up funny memories of their childhood. As they continued to drive Sue advises Britney they are hitting a lounge. Britney agreed while jamming away to one of her favorite songs. They pull into the parking lot, pay the door, and found seats. Sue goes to the bar and buys the first round of drinks.

While Britney waited for Sue to return with the drinks she was dancing with her eyes closed snapping her fingers to the beat. While in her trance dance she felt a hand caress hers. She slowly opened her eyes only to see her childhood crush Lamar. Lamar said “Remember me?” Britney is flustered by his muscular build, beautiful white teeth, and firm touch. Although caught off guard she quickly snapped out it and replied “No.” with a straight face.

Britney turns back and says “just kidding hey Lamar!” She then greeted him with a hug. Sue makes her way through the crowd wondering who Britney is embracing. Sue arrives with the drinks and with disgust says “Hi Lamar” and continues to sip on her drink. Britney knew Sue never liked him from when they were kids due to his sexual reputation. Sue for a lack of better words thought Lamar was a whore. Lamar then asked Britney to dance.

They went to the floor and danced to several songs. As Britney shook her ass to the beat she realized Lamar became excited. Upon discovering this she swayed her hips more to gage the size of his penis. She thought to herself if it is that big through his pants what they hell is it like with them off? Meanwhile Sue found her a little boo thang and was kicking it hard to him in the corner.

While dancing Sue taps Britney and says “Cuz let me holla at you?” Britney responds “Okay what’s up?” Sue says “I’m about to slide off, do you think Lamar can take you home?” Britney replied “I thought you didn’t like him.” she laughed. Sue replied “I don’t but I need a favor while I take this dude home.” she smiled devilishly. Britney turned to Lamar and asked “Do you mind taking me home?” Lamar smiled big and said “You know I got you.”

Britney signalled to her cousin that she was okay and continued to dance with Lamar. The night was starting to wind down and people were gathering their things. Britney grabbed her purse and told Lamar she was ready to go. Lamar and Britney walk to the car, got in, and drove off. He starts to fumble through his music trying to find some R&B. Britney says “We can always talk. Tell me what you been up to?” Lamar told her that he was doing a job he wasn’t proud of to make ends meet and that he was a father of two children by two different women.

While explaining his story Britney could tell his embarrassment. Britney then shared about school, plans to graduate, and become a nurse. So engrossed in her story she didn’t realize that she was almost home. Lamar pulls up to the house and Britney realizes her mom must be gone for the evening. Britney prepared to say her goodbye’s but then says “Hey Lamar you want some coffee?” Lamar says “Yea I’ll take some.” Lamar walks Britney inside and she shows him to the couch. Britney advises Lamar she will be back in a moment. Not trying to impress she throws on a wife beater and some shorts. Britney comes back downstairs and asks Lamar “How do you take your coffee?” Lamar replies “Black.” and laughs.

As she is in the kitchen getting the filters for the coffee she feels Lamar behind her. Lamar turns her around and says “Is coffee all you want tonight?” Britney just stared hard and then kissed him. Lamar picks her up and carries her to the couch while kissing aggressively. Lamar removes Britney’s shirt while kissing her breast. His face fully submerged in her cleavage. Lamar throws her on the couch and removes his pants while taking a condom from his back pocket. As Britney removed his shirt and kissed his neck he put on the condom.

Once the condom was secure Lamar took charge by pulling down her shorts. He knew she was ready for him by the warmth moistness coming from her nether region. He made her beg for insertion. Completely under his control she did and he let her have it. Lamar stared into her eyes with ownership while grinding away. Lamar’s hips moved to the rhythm of orgasm while inside Britney. She couldn’t go out like that so she flipped it on him and took charge. As she commanded his lower parts he moaned her name. As he moaned he ran his fingers through her hair then gripped. Britney came up for air and began to stroke it. As Britney stroked Lamar he leaned up near her ear. He is moaning her name and then asked a question. He says “Britney…Britney…stick your finger in my ass?” Britney stops and says “What!” Lamar then repeats with a whisper “stick it in my ass.”

Britney stopped stroking and said “You want me to stick my finger in your asshole?” Lamar responded “Yeah what’s the problem? It’s not gay.” She is confused by his need to explain what sexual acts are or aren’t gay. Lamar tries to persuade “You might even like it. You won’t know unless you try.”

Britney says “Look we cool but I have boundaries son You need to leave with that weird shit.” Lamar replied “It’s not weird nor gay I just like when women play with my ass.” Britney says “Why do you keep bringing up the notion of it being gay or not?” Lamar avoids the question then begins to get dressed. Once clothed he proceeds to the door. Before exiting he says “Will I see you again?” Britney replied “Yes but it will be with my clothes on and you keeping your ass hole to yourself goodnight.”

Britney shut the door wondering what the fuck just happened?

Moral- If you aren’t comfortable sexually with something don’t do it. Only do it if it’s something you can deal with mentally. Last but not least always go with your gut it is never wrong. You are the boss of your sexual adventures.