The Devil Has Made a Home in My Lady Parts!

I usually write what I feel so here it goes. For the past two days my period has been out of control and this bitch is tripping.

I have had horrible periods my whole life. From middle school all the way up to high school I had a doctor’s note on file permanently to miss school during that time of the month. Imagine how cool that was for your whole grade to know why you were absent every month?

This month has been horrid and it seems that none of my usual treatments are working. I drink warm tea, sit in a hot shower, eat chocolate, etc and nothing. I am totally annoyed because I have shit to do today. My attempt to write this post is push in the right direction to get things done. To be honest all I want to do is sleep. I know if I take the one thing that does work Alieve that I will be asleep.

Me and medication don’t mix. I take non-drowsy stuff and I’m out like a light. I don’t want to waste the whole day asleep. I want to be alert dammit! I could always make a cocktail but it is lunch time and out of fear of being judge by my own self I won’t. I will wait until 5pm at least. Who the fuck are we kidding, I’m pouring up at 4:30pm. I am just being honest with myself.

I just wanted to give an update to those of you who read JIN and at the same time thank you for the support. You are the reason I get up on my woman’s day to write about my woman’s day so you can read about it. At this moment I am seriously fighting the urge to make homemade chocolate brownies because of the devil bitch that invades my body because I didn’t want to accept my husband’s semen. It is hard being a woman I tell you.

I hope all of my Bareian friends are having an awesome day. To those who on are on their period I feel your pain sis.

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xoxo
Jersey